May 2012
161 posts
I’m so out of practice with design that it’s painful. I WILL FIX THIS.
May 31st
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You’ll never not be a piece of shit human being.
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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You know when you’re sleepy or it’s dark and you’re trying to plug something in and it’s really difficult, but it shouldn’t be because the outlet is right there for fuck’s sake. It should be easy but for some reason you’re stuck feeling around because you’re to lazy to turn on a light or whatever. That describes exactly how I feel right now.
May 29th
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[[MORE]] if I’m looking for porn and the word ‘brutal’ is in the title you better believe I’m watching it. 
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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I found a lighter the other day on the tailgate of a truck in Bloomfield the other day and took it. I just now realized that the bottom is caked in resin.  Oh, you. 
May 26th
May 26th
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when I come across a porn gif and I can’t tell what the girl is putting in her vag.. I don’t know whether to blame her or my eyeballs
May 26th
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Um. I just heard someone pee on the floor in the Macy’s bathroom.
May 26th
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I have a neighbor directly across the street scraping paint off their cement stoop with a metal scraper. Let me tell you, I am SO GLAD they’ve decided to do this at 9:30 on a Saturday because, as you may guess, waking up to what sounds like someone filing steel is probably the best way to wake up. Besides a cat landing on your eyeballs with it’s claws.
May 26th
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[[MORE]] why would I watch a video of a girl jillin’ it if in the face she looks like she’s having a conversation in the high school cafeteria? Give some amount of fucks if you’re gonna record yourself in private moments, at least look like you enjoy it.
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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[[MORE]] sadness of the day: my thighs are too fat to fit into any sweet shorts I’m sad I’m spending my three day weekend mostly at work I hate sweating and it’s so hot I have realized that there is one dog in the entire world that I dislike allergies are literally the worst thing to ever happen to my health everyone I know is doing something really sweet over the long...
May 26th
May 26th
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http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/excerpts/~3/MhIE... →
Sounds amazing.
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Listening to metric laying on my porch feeling like I’m an angsty 21 year old female.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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batreaux: life is understandably tougher for girls but at least you guys can orgasm like 5 times in a row
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I could watch Ryan Gosling shoot people with shotguns and also stab them in the throat with pipes all day.
May 22nd
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